What would Jesus say? Oh wait, he did say something. "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one.

I guess that these religous leaders and myself disagree on our interpritations. Does this mean I can't have a sword in my car at a church parking lot?

I think that means you're only allowed to carry one if you're naked. Unless I'm sadly mistaken and you look like, say, Salma Hayek, please don't test it. If I am mistaken and you do look like, say, Salma Hayek, see me privately and I'll give an --

Ouch. Yes, dear. Oh, nothing, nothing for you to see.

Gotta go.