More stuff you couldn't make up if you wanted to. http://www.wisn.com/r/25198732/detail.html
I have left out some profoundly interesting bits from this story because of, well, you wouldn't be interested in that necessarily, but the fact is I had to leave them out. To see them, and possibly even read about a father who found a dead mouse in his bread, you need to click on the link.
MILWAUKEE -- A Milwaukee County sheriff's deputy was arrested Monday and accused of showing up at firearms training intoxicated … The 12 News source further stated a Breathalyzer pegged his blood alcohol content at .07, nearly an hour into the training, after he'd driven to the range. The deputy was arrested for operating while intoxicating and using a firearm while intoxicated.