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DeanC
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Post subject: KEEP YOUR SHORTS ON  Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:26 am |
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http://www.dnr.state.mn.us/news/release ... 1162930528
Quote: KEEP YOUR SHORTS ON
CO Joyce Kuske (Little Falls) had a hunter admit his gun case string had broken and that he had ripped a strip off of his underwear to tie the case closed so he wouldn't get caught with an illegally cased firearm.
DEER TRAP
CO Brad Schultz (Center City) received a call from a citizen about a large trench the caller believed to be used to trap deer, ala a "tiger trap." Investigation revealed a drain field trench for a septic system.
DRIVER PIPES UP WHEN ASKED WHY THEY WERE SWERVING ON A HIGHWAY
CO Joyce Kuske (Little Falls) stopped a truck that ran her off the highway. To her surprise, the driver had a marijuana pipe tucked behind an ear. Kuske asked why the driver was swerving so much and the driver said he was looking for the pipe. A check through State Patrol dispatch indicated the driver's license had been revoked and he had two outstanding warrants issued for his arrest.
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I am defending myself... in favor of that!
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Jeremiah
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:12 am |
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Nice!
"OK, man... ...so it's like this... ...wait... ...OK... ...so I'm trying to find my pipe, and... ...wait... ...what was the question?"
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A Brit in MN
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:03 pm |
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Got anything to eat! 
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Jeremiah
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:05 pm |
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The trick, I'm told, is to ensure there's something left to eat besides the other half of the pan on "special" brownies...
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Pinnacle
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:11 pm |
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Jeremiah wrote: The trick, I'm told, is to ensure there's something left to eat besides the other half of the pan on "special" brownies... Take it easy there Cheech
No its like this - after a while the litter box looks like a pan full of chocolate chip brownies - but man are they crunchy... (nice huh?) 
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cobb
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:10 pm |
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Pinnacle wrote: after a while the litter box looks like a pan full of chocolate chip brownies Your sick..... 
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Jeremiah
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:02 am |
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Pinnacle wrote: Jeremiah wrote: The trick, I'm told, is to ensure there's something left to eat besides the other half of the pan on "special" brownies... Take it easy there Cheech No its like this - after a while the litter box looks like a pan full of chocolate chip brownies - but man are they crunchy... (nice huh?) You nearly caused a Coke-keyboard interface error... 
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Pinnacle
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:20 am |
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I have said it before and I will say it again - I am only here to entertain.
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