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Author: | Five Seven [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Sex in the dark???????? |
Sex in the Dark > > > > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time > > they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. > > > > > > Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured > > she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they > > were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned > > on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a > > battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and > > larger than a real one. > > > > She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed > > at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better > > explain yourself!' > > > > The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: > > 'I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.' |
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