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"Dangerous" goat shot by So. St. Paul Police
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Author:  mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:44 pm ]
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Scott A wrote:
mrokern wrote:
Maybe the cops thought the goat was a ROUS. 8)



I don't believe they exist. :lol:


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die.
Author:  JonnyB [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:16 pm ]
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Based on the photo, they shouldn't have killed it. There's no magazine in the goat's rifle; he was unarmed!

jb
Author:  mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:23 pm ]
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JonnyB wrote:
Based on the photo, they shouldn't have killed it. There's no magazine in the goat's rifle; he was unarmed!

jb


Nah, rule 1 always applies. Even for goats. :wink:
Author:  Andrew Rothman [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:39 pm ]
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mrokern wrote:
Scott A wrote:
mrokern wrote:
Maybe the cops thought the goat was a ROUS. 8)



I don't believe they exist. :lol:


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die.


Unfortunately, with today's no-knock warrants, "Have fun storming the castle, boys!" just plain isn't funny.
Author:  mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:41 pm ]
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Andrew Rothman wrote:
mrokern wrote:
Scott A wrote:
mrokern wrote:
Maybe the cops thought the goat was a ROUS. 8)



I don't believe they exist. :lol:


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die.


Unfortunately, with today's no-knock warrants, "Have fun storming the castle, boys!" just plain isn't funny.


Gives new meaning to "brute squad".
Author:  jac714 [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:18 pm ]
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Andrew Rothman wrote:
What is "an ethnic processor"?


Knowing n othing except it was a goat to be processed in a specific way I would hazard a guess that the goat was for the Somali/Ethiopian/Oromo market.

East african Muslims, they eat a lot of goat and Halal much like Kosher requires specific kill/butcher methods.
Author:  joelr [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:32 pm ]
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Andrew Rothman wrote:
What is "an ethnic processor"?
Maybe one of those big chopper things that Saddam used to throw people of the wrong ethnicity in? He kinda stopped, even before he got that suspended sentence.
Author:  Traveler [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:07 pm ]
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Andrew Rothman wrote:
What is "an ethnic processor"?


Hebrew National comes to mind.

However, in this case I believe that a different religious/ethnic group might come into play. From what I hear, the process goes like this: Lock the animal into a cockpit mockup. Forceably enter said cockpit and slice the animal across the throat with a small pocket box-cutter. Then all those involved dance around, chant religious verses, and pretend that the cockpit is falling into a rural Pennsylvania field.

:roll: Yes, I am sure it goes something like that.
Author:  mrokern [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:14 pm ]
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Traveler wrote:
Andrew Rothman wrote:
What is "an ethnic processor"?


Hebrew National comes to mind.

However, in this case I believe that a different religious/ethnic group might come into play. From what I hear, the process goes like this: Lock the animal into a cockpit mockup. Forceably enter said cockpit and slice the animal across the throat with a small pocket box-cutter. Then all those involved dance around, chant religious verses, and pretend that the cockpit is falling into a rural Pennsylvania field.

:roll: Yes, I am sure it goes something like that.


I still maintain that allowing armed citizens on a plane (yeah right, like that will ever be allowed) would have resulted in a bunch of dead terrorists plus two still-standing skyscapers.
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