Chuck Norris is my new hero
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Andrew Rothman
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Post subject: Chuck Norris is my new hero  Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:47 pm |
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sheepdog
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:12 pm |
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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gman1868
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:26 pm |
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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motoman
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:16 pm |
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If you have $5.00, and Chuck Norris has $5.00, Chuck has more money than you. 
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Sixstring
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:58 pm |
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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princewally
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:28 pm |
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Pat Cannon
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:49 pm |
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Chuck Norris knows how long this thread will be.
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tman065
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:14 pm |
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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a911scanner
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:31 pm |
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. We still have not eradicated cancer because Chuck Norris has never cried.
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a911scanner
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:33 pm |
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Women say "That guy is hung like a horse"
Female horses say "That horse is hung like Chuck Norris"
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macphisto
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:08 am |
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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jhp
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:01 am |
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When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, he does not get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.
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ScottM
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:39 am |
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Ummm... why do mares know how Chuck Norris is hung?
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SultanOfBrunei
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:43 am |
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. Chuck Norris decides what time it is.
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DeanC
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:26 am |
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